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     |MW/                    Date released: 12/14/94
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My brother showed me the basics, I made some "advances" from other
sources... very little of this is mine and a lot of it is probably
common knowledge, but whatever it is it sure excited me and probably you
too!  Free LSD sort of.  Why sort of? Because you will have had to do
some real LSD first...  It really doesn't matter how much or how "good"
or "strong" or "weak" it was, but I like what good ol' Terrence McKenna
says: "Stronger doses more often."  Right on, Terrence!!! Anyway you are
probably excited so I shall tell you this knowledge...  First a little
about why this works...  Whenever you drop, the acid is stored in your
spinal cord, forever...  Contrary to popular belief, however, this is
NOT what causes flashbacks. Flashbacks are caused by posttramatic stress
disorder, the same thing veterans have... but don't pannic!
What we will do here is to make some of the acid (allthough extremely deluted,
since it's in with your spinal fluid, plus, keep in mind acid is like
100 micrograms I think?), anyway we are going to get some of it to go
back into your brain.  Sound hard? Sound sick? messy? Naah... actually
it is very easy, and can be done within your home, and within a
classroom... nobody really notices... and here is how--crack your
back...  However this isn't the traditional back cracking, the normal
back craking hurts like a beeeeeeeeeich and I do not think you would
WANT to do it, and you couldn't do it in a classroom.  The easiest way
is to sit in a chair that has a back, the lower the better, but it has
to be high enough that you will not fall off (keep reading you will get
it.)  Anyway, now lean back over the back, so you are looking up...
Now, simply slide forward. The back of the chair pushes some fluid up,
it hurts a little, don't stop until the back gets to your head... Go
sort of slow, don't go ramming down, as it would probably fuck up
something if you smashed your back of your head!!!...  But it is quite
easy...

An improvement -- Make what I have dubbed the AutoBackaCracka!  This is
also great for relaxing, massaging your back, etc, at least that is what
it is meant for. Simply take two tennisballs (baseballs if you must,
tennisballs work the best though.) Put them both in a sock...  put them
all the way in so they are next to eachother.  Now tie a knot as close
to the second ball as possible so they are both in the sock.  Now find a
fairly big area, and lie down. Put the backacracka under the base of
your spine, so your back is resting in between the balls (um...)  You
may want to put it under your shirt.  Now just go forward on your back
(in the direction of your feet) so the backacracka moves up your spinal
chord. Again, don't stop until it gets to your head and do not go to
fast.  If you do either a number of times you will be nice and flying.
Depending on how many times you've dropped and how powerfull it is, the
more, the longer it will last and more intense it will be.  But only if
you have done it once you will definately notice something. I now have a
new thing to keep me occupied to do in class... Pretend I am
stretching... it sort of hurts, but then... everything turns a watery
red. fun! Enjoy.